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3intheam:

original source: [kw]

3intheam:

original source: [kw]

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 2,195 notes

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 46,761 notes
shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 73,978 notes
21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 24,621 notes
best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 111,321 notes

damageditem:

littleblueartist:

that awkward moment when the cast are actually their characters:

Clint: ooh carnie things i shall inspect

Thor: STAND BACK HAWK-MAN SO THAT MY BROTHER DOTH NOT SMITE THEE IN THINE FACE

Loki: ehehehehe i’m so gonna bust holes in this floor just cuz

always reblog this.

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 70,136 notes

HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

emmavalerieweasley:

catrianasommers:


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#because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE FUCKING CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

LOVE THIS

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It got better.

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21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 449,847 notes

sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 41,498 notes

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 118,225 notes

What was the worst thing about being the only girl in the cast?

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 6,391 notes

skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 36,449 notes

andrewgarfielddaily:

George Clooney’s Batman will forever be remembered for his nipples. What will your Spider-man be remembered for?

#definitely your ass.

21 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 64,588 notes